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Captain Vimes

18-12-2012, 20:18
WORRIED ABOUT THE UPCOMING END OF DAYS

FEAR FOR YOUR MORTAL SOUL AFTER A LIFE SPENT SLOBBERING OVER PERT YOUNG WOMEN

GUARANTEE YOU WILL SURVIVE THE FORTHCOMING APOCALYPSE
GUARANTEED!!

Simply purchase these recently discovered holy relics that have been buried in a Mayan Temple.

Spiritual ceremonial sticks covered in the hardened and preserved blood of Mayan priests
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SURVIVAL GUARANTEED ONLY £99.99!!!


Please send all funds to the Swiss, Cayman And Monaco Society.
Account Number : 211212212112
Sort Code : 21-12-12

*Money back guarantee in the unlikely case of non-survival.

mr williams

18-12-2012, 22:24
Wondered where you'd been! Is this a genuine religious relic or a certain forum moderator? Big Grin

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LODOS

18-12-2012, 22:43
I'l trade some sticks for my invincible bubble wrap armour (one size fits all)

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mr williams

18-12-2012, 23:37
We don't care, we eat lard!!

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