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Monty Python"Penis Song"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a Penis?,Isn't it frightfully good to have a Dong?It's swell to have a stiffy.It's devine to own a Dick,from the tiniest little tadger,To the worlds biggest Prick.So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.Hooray for your One-eyed trouser snake,Your piece of Pork,your wife's best friend,your Percy or your Cock.You can wrap it up in ribbons,you can slip it in your sock.But don't take it out in public,Or they'll have you in the dock,And you won't come back."

Tim Minchin "Inflatable You"
"You don't complain about my hairy back.Or 'bout the inches that downstairs that i lack,you're not disgusted by my furry crack....Furry crack....Burt Bacharach....Jack Kerouac,ohh!"

Frank Zappa "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"
"I got it from the toilet seat,yes i got it from the toilet seat.It jumped right up.....And grabbed my meat"

Frank Zappa"Bobby Brown"
"Oh God,Oh God,I'm so fantastic,Thanks to Freddy i'm a sexual spastic"

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog "I Keed"
"And you're too old for Fred Durst to desire,He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire,Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,To open for him & i don't mean on tour!Your not the first person for R Kelly,His videos premiere in the LAPD.I believe that they set up an innocent guy.You know what Kel?I believe i can fly."

"Avril Lavigne a punk Queen,now there's a kidder.Go back up north,Celine needs a babysitter."

"Hey Coldplay,maybe you should be coldsore.Back when you were U2,I liked you so much more.Some how your song 'Yellow' reminds me of pee i think that when it's over it's a big relief to me."

"Yo Nelly,what the hell kinda name is that?That's about as Gangster as an Easter Bonnet hat & Snopp says he's clean,Well you make the call,The guys higher than Billy Joel's Cholesterol."

Tenacious D "Beelzeboss"
"He'll bend you over then take you to brown town."

Weird Al Yankovic "Albuquerque pt1"

Weird Al Yankovic "Albuquerque pt2"

Weird Al Yankovic "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"

Weird Al Yankovic "Christmas At Ground Zero"

Frank Zappa "Bobby Brown"

Frank Zappa "Why does it hurt when i pee"

Saw a Paul Simon documentary the other night.
He was singing "Still crazy after all these years"
I was thinking "Still wanking after all these years"