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after watching kelly bell today i could quite easily spank my monkey again and again

Dreamlander Wrote:

astonv1 Wrote:Yep! My wrists are shot to bits but my forearms are like rock

I'm now imagining you look like a human Fiddler Crab! !

Dreamlander

More like Popeye

I'm reminded of a letter in Viz many years ago:-
Sir,
I bought myself the Jane Fonda workout video for Xmas. I'm still fat but I've got wrists like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Patrick Thistle,
Partick Thistle.

I never ever ever play with my self mommy says il go blind and that il get hairy palms
I dont even kiss girls Cuase they can get pregnent.....

are you really that gullalble
i think not

I aint saying Sh1t untill i speask to my lawyer

is a lawyer really neccassarry
we know the truth

yeah
Im impatent

ok sorry mate

Im takin the piss Im sorry im not slaging of impatencey its not funny at all i was just trying to have a laugh
sorry to any one out there i offened ...

being honest chick lady chick what ever your name is, are you hot ?