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You don't do exercise? DON'T? Sodding hell- then you're genetically gifted! People at work say I'm 'gifted' too and then they huddle in small groups sniggering and won't let me in on any jokes. Chubby? CH-UB-BEE? BONKERS! If you're anything over slim (size 6 to 8?) then I AM a tall eccentric sexy bald millionaire actor with a booming baritone and can thesp it with the best. You wore those hotpants like a banana wears its skin! Your tummy is like the decking on ship- shipshape and er, Bristol fashion! Your S.S. Richie tattoo looks positively sea-worthy! Funnily enough I got a bottle of Spiced Rum at work today- both it and you make me say: "Ooooh-arrr! Me (poor) hearty!"

One question today; what is your natur-Elle hair colour? (if you whisper it quietly, I promise I won't tell anyone...)

#;OD

Lana Del Rey with er... a smiling handbag that's shedding a teardrop?

(11-04-2012 21:30 )GNOMEHEAD Wrote: [ -> ]Your S.S. Richie tattoo looks positively sea-worthy! Funnily enough I got a bottle of Spiced Rum at work today- both it and you make me say: "Ooooh-arrr! Me (poor) hearty!"

One question today; what is your natur-Elle hair colour? (if you whisper it quietly, I promise I won't tell anyone...)

hahaha that was amazing im glad you like my tattoo, i know some guys dont like tats so thanks for the compliment!!
My natural hair colour is like a mousy blonde/light brown.....its a crappy boring grey colour, ive been blonde all my life and thought screw it i want a change so went Auburn
I really wanna come back on Elite so i hope i did well

elite do like babes that are in the lads mags elle, so a decent chance youll be back, as for tattoos, i like women with tattoos so no complaints from me

Quote: hahaha that was amazing im glad you like my tattoo, i know some guys dont like tats so thanks for the compliment!!
My natural hair colour is like a mousy blonde/light brown.....its a crappy boring grey colour, ive been blonde all my life and thought screw it i want a change so went Auburn
I really wanna come back on Elite so i hope i did well

You've got no worries on that score surely, for certain you are an interesting funny lady and a breath of fresh (auburn) 'air. You could also spread your wings- presenting on mainstream telly?

The Richie Times TV listings

Saturdays- Richie's Got Talent- one-woman showing talents! How about a bash at some acting as a glamorous detective/part-time rap artist? CSI: Chipping Sodbury.
Sundays- Songs Of Brizzle. Fantasy series, Game Of Thornbury.
Wednesday- Midweek movie- Elle Richie And The Temple Meads Of Doom
Thursday- Comedy with Frenchay And St.Philips
Monday to Friday- Come Dine With Elle, and lastly a Film classic- Some Like It Hotwells

Most people don't mind tattoos at all if the person's nice, it can tell a story- but there's tats and then there's tats...!



Oh dear, imagine the size of his litter tray... catnip, anyone? #:OD

(11-04-2012 23:59 )GNOMEHEAD Wrote: [ -> ]~~~

HAHA you guys are hilarious!!!! Elle richie and the temple meads of doom is amazing!!!! gonna remember that one!!! Are you from bristol then? you seem to know many locations!!
I would love to do mainstream television presenting, i am a natural on camera (tooting my own horn) and i enjoy it
My body was aching alllllll day yesterday, Kudos to the girls that do elite alot cause it really does take its toll on yor muscles cause you have to be body aware all day long!! Its harder than it looks guys

(12-04-2012 10:57 )Elle_Richie Wrote: [ -> ]...I would love to do mainstream television presenting, i am a natural on camera (tooting my own horn) and i enjoy it ...

Very natural on camera for sure and I certainly hope you get asked back to Elite pronto (I would cross fingers if I were superstitious.) Without trying to blow smoke up your ass I can totally see you in mainstream presenting, make sure you get advice about that from somewhere you trust.

Interesting to hear about the body ache, its a breath of fresh air to hear a little from the girl's point of view on these shows.

Eeeyup Elle! I agree with Roquentin, discovering that it's not such an easy gig is no surprise- I ache from just sitting at my desk performing yet another minor administrative miracle-work for the lab. If I had to create subtle but sexy body shapes on my cleared desk whilst flirting disgracefully on the phone to suppliers etc., I suspect that-

{a} my currently dodgy toe won't like it after 8 hours of brazen bare-footed cheekiness
{b} I could get reported to head-office for abuse of work equipment, especially if I accidentally sit on my mouse
{c} I might be committed to an institution for remedial treatment (forced to wear unflattering sackcloth clothes)
{d} I'd develop repetitive strain injuries to every one of my vertebra-ssieres

On the other hand my bum might cut the mustard nicely in blue metallic hotpants too... [LIGHTBULB EUREKA MOMENT] WHY is there no such thing as Eliteboys? Straight guys posing on screen and chatting to girl callers? I could pitch this on Dragon's Den. Ahhh... wait... the differences in the sexes illustrated right there! A good job, because my hairy moobs look shite in bras and crop tops... but full torso moob tubes show-off my handles of love like a parsley garnish on a Lidl cod-in-butter portion! ...erm, I had a weird day at work, sorry... deffo need a wee drink of something that'll put hairs on my- job done already.

Alas Elle, I'm from Croydon, Surrey (ha! South London!) as my avatar pic suggests but I have known and know a few Brizzles! You are a very proud bunch and one day I must see what all the fuss is about, especially the Clifton Suspenders-and-Stockings Bridge! #;oJ x

ahh its so weird seeing me on the telly box lol

Jeeze....wish she was an evening babe...

(14-04-2012 20:25 )Elle_Richie Wrote: [ -> ]ahh its so weird seeing me on the telly box lol

I'm pretty sure you'd find it weirder still if it was the other way around and whenever you went into Elite you had to watch all of us on a load of tiny racked television screens.

Hoping you get a regular slot soon Elle, (and having seen read all the chat on here maybe you can then jog the big man's memory about how successful the 9pm-11pm 'event slots' used to be.)