27-01-2015, 17:01
Here she is, almost at the end of her third decade of being a Babechannel girl. It's hard to come to terms with, but when Dame Victoria started her incredible phone shaking. The average price of a pint was not much more than 70p. And Anne Widdicombe had just started out on the road in her life of glamour by capturing third prize in the once prestigious Miss Glamorous Gusset beauty pageant. (Sadly for Anne that was her first and last prize she ever won in the glamour stakes.) But getting back to Dame Victoria. There as been talk of her retiring. But on the contrary, there is life in the old girl yet she says, and she would like even more shifts than she has presently. It seems to be the way it is now at s66. The young, fresh, attractive, nubile newcomers just get in the way of the advance of the channels. So with Dame Victoria and her older colleagues, long may they shake their phones. And long may their fans participate. But I wont be fucking watching. or taking part.
Before anyone challenges any part of what I say, it is just me being sarcastic. And I know Victoria isn't that old and she hasn't been around that long. But FUCK ME it seems like she as.
Before anyone challenges any part of what I say, it is just me being sarcastic. And I know Victoria isn't that old and she hasn't been around that long. But FUCK ME it seems like she as.