New lifestye research reveals that 60% adults living in Yorkshire are happy,compared to the national average of 50%.People in the south are least happy,Londoners the most unhappy of all.It's felt that the large rural areas are a major factor,with those living in cities being being less happy.True or not,it made me smile.
Fuck yeah we're happy here in gods county
A few years ago my town of Chelmsford (Essex) was named the smiliest town in the U.K, the researcher must of been drunk, blind and a total moron, people in Essex only smile a few times a year, mainly for these reasons
1) Every Halloween a wicker man full of chavs is burnt
2) You go into Poundland and find something reduced to 50p
3) Boobs...women from Essex have larger breasts. The top bra companies sell 25% more D to G cup bras than anywhere else in the UK
I think the same researcher failed to link bra sells with obesity