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But how did the caller know I had a cock that I could put in Paige?

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If I superglue my hands either side of her, she'll have to stay for the 241!

babestation's version of the human centipede got 5 stars from every bloke in the country

Confusion after one of the producers is told to utilise "call-stacking".

In pro-wrestling, this move might be called a "Tex-ASS clover leaf"?

(Or, as Michael Cole would call it, "almost a Sharpshooter")

Alert! This week's competition ends tomorrow (Saturday) at MIDNIGHT.

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Err...........Sorry just had a flashback to my school days
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jada to caller: "i don't mind re-enacting a movie scene for you but i'm not shouting 'squeal like a pig' for anyone. fuckin freak!!

OK, thanks for all the entries - most of them from Forum Sty_e - it's been a tricky decision but the coveted prize goes to thinwhiteduke for his blackhead on the bum, so to speak. For what it's worth my immediate thought when I saw the cap was "IKEA's new coffee table proved popular with male shoppers". Anyway well done to the duke and I look forward to seeing his cap for next week's comp.

Just a reminder people, that to keep this comp clean (so to speak) and easier to follow, this round will be archived once thinwhiteduke has posted his cap. Ideally, there will only ever be one cap at any given time.

thinwhiteduke has asked me to pick somebody else to post this week's cap as he's a bit of a technophobe. I know how you feel dukey, believe me, but I'm surprised that somebody who did so much to push forward the boundaries of electronic music has trouble with computers.
Anyway, second place goes to terence for his Deliverance reference. terence, it's over to you sir.

i think this is week five. anyway thewhiteduke has passed on the buck to me as runner up to post this weeks cap. (cheers mate!)
this one has alot of potential for filth! so as they say, have at it!!



thanks to thewatcher for capturing this moment!