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THINK-TANK FOR MASTURBATION-INDUCED PLEASURE OPTIMISATION
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Hello fellow wankers (if you’re offended by being called that then you’re in denial)…

I wanna know about wanking techniques for optimum pleasure and would appreciate the sharing of ideas so this can become a ‘think-tank of masturbation methodologies’…as you may have guessed, I wank regularly over the babes on the shows but I never place conscious thought over my ‘strokes’..I let the rhythm guide me…..

I have once been wanked off by a ‘stranger’….this is when you sit on your wank hand for a while so it blocks blood circulation thus making it numb…you then wank yourself with the numb hand..I found it over-rated..

Do you know or have heard of any good techniques?

I’ve checked on the net but it brings up loads of gay porn..you may know me as a curious guy but gay porn does nothing for me!

try a belt around your neck till you squirt. its breathtaking

Hair conditioner. Just try it.

has anyone used a hoover to help you out? I have occasionally thought about it...problem is its so loud it becomes difficult to detect if danger is looming and you're gonna get caught!

cherry try this.
in the bathroom, go at it like fuck, and just when you think you are ready to shoot your load,drop your ball sack onto the cold porcelain sink!
what a sensation! from hot to cold in a split second!
just remember to clean the spunk off your shaving mirror!

Sm© Wrote:cherry try this.
in the bathroom, go at it like fuck, and just when you think you are ready to shoot your load,drop your ball sack onto the cold porcelain sink!
what a sensation! from hot to cold in a split second!
just remember to clean the spunk off your shaving mirror!

you pro! haha

will have to give that a go!

Agree with essexwanker on the hair conditioner, personally I prefer herbal essences! Also Nivea do a shower cream aptly named 'Happy Time', I shit you not! I find this works quite well. Don't know if I should say this as it could be consider'd a bit weird.... Ummm.... I sometimes get a... nah can't say... shame tho as its the best wanking I do...

Paddyfrank Wrote:Agree with essexwanker on the hair conditioner, personally I prefer herbal essences! Also Nivea do a shower cream aptly named 'Happy Time', I shit you not! I find this works quite well. Don't know if I should say this as it could be consider'd a bit weird.... Ummm.... I sometimes get a... nah can't say... shame tho as its the best wanking I do...

Get it telt Paddy!
btw, cherry.... your threads are fantastic mate. Always give me a great laugh.

jordo Wrote:btw, cherry.... your threads are fantastic mate. Always give me a great laugh.

cheers dude, I like to add a bit of filth now and again!

Lol it's always welcome! You're one of the guys that aren't afraid to say how you feel, I like that.

I don't really have much to contribute to this thread as I don't really have any specific "techniques". I'm always open to new ideas though haha! I have to say though I have tried "The Stranger" and didn't find it particularly appealing.