03-05-2011, 00:36
You know youre spending too much time phoning babe channels when...
You know the 153 times table
The babes greet you by name
Your favourite channel changes its phone options to
1 to speak to the onscreen babe
2 to listen in
3 for
The babes text you to let you know they will be on
You start talking dirty at work when customers phone up
You have the babe channels on speed dial
Your ring tone is your favourite babe shouting your name
You spend your days off hanging around the studio
You know where the studio is
Studio security know you
You change your surname by deedpoll to your favourity babes
You get a babes name tattoo
Or picture
And tell your girlfriend its your sister
You know the babes birthdays
And send presents
The pub across the road from the studio keeps a seat by the window for you
You sleep during the day
You know the 153 times table
The babes greet you by name
Your favourite channel changes its phone options to
1 to speak to the onscreen babe
2 to listen in
3 for
The babes text you to let you know they will be on
You start talking dirty at work when customers phone up
You have the babe channels on speed dial
Your ring tone is your favourite babe shouting your name
You spend your days off hanging around the studio
You know where the studio is
Studio security know you
You change your surname by deedpoll to your favourity babes
You get a babes name tattoo
Or picture
And tell your girlfriend its your sister
You know the babes birthdays
And send presents
The pub across the road from the studio keeps a seat by the window for you
You sleep during the day
