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she almost did in die another day and found out it wasn't real lol.
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:It's late, the site has gone a bit quiet so I'm starting this thread off in order to give myself something to write. Feel free to join in if there's a film that gets right on your tit end...

My first choice is Independence Day. Why you ask? well let me count the ways...

Independence Day is a film that I have an irrational hatred towards.

When I first saw it I actually quite enjoyed it as a 'spectacle' with all the alien ships attacking, but afterwards I suddenly thought what a pile of shite it really is.

I can forgive most films for little plotholes if it doesn't have too much of an affect on the story, however for me there is one major problem with this film in the way they defeat the aliens.

A laptop!!!! a virus!!!!

I'm sorry, but we defeat a race of aliens who have superior technology with a fucking laptop and a virus? I didn't realise that the aliens powered their ships using Windows.
Jesus, sometimes I have trouble connecting my ipod so how the frig a laptop can give an entire alien fleet a virus is beyond me, surely they have a firewall Smile
Its an unforgivably lame plot point and at that stage I couldn't really take it seriously at all.

other films I think are crap.....

Snakes On A Plane - why not just use a bomb and save us 90 mins of boredom.

Creep - brit horror film, shockingly bad.

Withnail & I - funny?? sorry did I miss something, just awful

The Wicker Man - original is a classic and a fav of mine, the Nic Cage remake is atrocious.

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That wouldn't make me want to watch it though. They just have to come up with a half decent storyline that isn't farfetched, and is reasonably believable. I hate sitting in the cinema going, that would never happen. Like in solace when they jump out of the airplane...Yeah Right!!!
That film called fallen with denzil washington that was awful.
lost in translation..how over-rated was that?
Funny enough am a big bill murray fan and i've never seen it lol.
kalel76 Wrote:Funny enough am a big bill murray fan and i've never seen it lol.

I like Bill Murray too, thought he was awesome in Kingpin..
cherryryder Wrote:lost in translation..how over-rated was that?

I've heard that the best bit of this film is the first minute when you see Scarlett Johansson in her knickers...... even that hasn't made me tune into the movie Smile
watty Wrote:
cherryryder Wrote:lost in translation..how over-rated was that?

I've heard that the best bit of this film is the first minute when you see Scarlett Johansson in her knickers...... even that hasn't made me tune into the movie Smile

it got rave reviews and I just don't get why!
Sophia Capolla directed it and shes the daughter of Francis-Ford who did The Godfathers..she was the annoying daughter in Godfather Part 3...thats another shit film!
the thing people dont get about independence day is that it was an homage to war of the worlds. the martians in it were killed by a virus. this was just a nod to that.
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