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(27-03-2011 13:30 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote: [ -> ]Great thread this, I have 2 options:

1. Fernanda Ferrari (obviously).
2. American Life Coach 'Tony Robbins'.
3. A shotgun loaded with 1 cartridge.
Tony Robbins is the guy who meets Hal in the film in the lift and hynotises him into thinking ugly fat people are attractive. I would get him (at gunpoint) to hynotise Fernanda and hopefully she would fall for this overweight minger.

failing that:

1. Fernanda Ferrari (obviously).
2. The hall of Funny Mirrors from Blackpool Funfair.
3. A Blindfold.
The Hall of funny mirrors are the only mirrors where I have looked at my reflection and I appear normal. So if I take Fernanda into the hall of mirrors I may look half decent to her. The blindfold is to be used on the way out before we make passionate love.
PS. If the blindfold comes off she will need paramedics... I havent thought about that bit.

I had better explain myself see additions in red.

1. My ex-wife's sister
2. A satellite video link to my ex-wife.
3. A court order compelling my ex-wife to watch.

What? So I married the wrong one.

I'm not bitter.

Jasmine Jones, a helicopter and a favourite book.

Ree Petra, a large box of sex toys and a video camera.

Ashley Emma, bottled water and food.

Linda Leigh a dildo and a camcorder thats what seems to get her going

I would to have Brook Little on a deserted island with me and also some strawberries and cream and pink champagne would be nice

PERSON:
Danica Thrall, no reasons needed

THINGS:
1) A court order that she has to be naked
2) See thing 1

1)Bailey
2) oil
3) more oil! Lol

You can't have too much of the best!!

Sophia lares, suncream, viagra!!!