07-02-2011, 19:50
As someone who aspires one day to be a fully-fledged fanboy, I thought I'd set up a translation thread documenting some of the essential fanboy phrases I've learned so far (along with their translations of course), and inviting others to provide their own insights...
PHRASE: I know I am but one fan among many and that I must mean very little to you.
TRANS: I genuinely believe you're going to marry me.
PHRASE: I'm sensing that you may now have received my letter and photo.
TRANS: I see you've left the country.
PHRASE: Never forget that I'm always here for you.
TRANS: Like you ever fucking could!
PHRASE: Babe! WOW!!! Thanks babe!! Can't believe you gave me a mention on Twitter today!!!
TRANS: I wonder what "sycophantic little rodent" actually means?
PHRASE: The attention I've paid to you over the past six months has always been based on a genuine appreciation of your talent and has never had anything to do with me thinking I could in some way end up boning the living crap out of you. But I feel now that the time has come for me to transfer my affections to another babe.
TRANS: What's all this about you being married?
PHRASE: It's funny I should read that you're interested in the Chinese Zodiac darling, because I've been working out what I believe your sign is. I've left my verdict on your blog, by the way...
TRANS: Brace yourself babe! I've just written "I think you are a dog." on the front page of your website.
PHRASE: Babe; I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.
TRANS: Yesterday you were on the day show, today you're on nights, and I've just seen your name down on tomorrow's encrypted lineup!!
PHRASE: I hear you're retiring at the end of the month babe...
TRANS: I love you more this month than I will next month, and the month after that it'll be a miracle if I can even remember your name.
PHRASE: What would you like for your birthday darling?
TRANS: Hope she doesn't say "A moment of fucking peace!" like last year.
PHRASE: I have tried and tried to fight it but I suppose I must now face the fact that I am very deeply in love with you.
TRANS: I've got a hard-on.
Right then, I'm off to find a nice babe with her own ready-made online shrine of extreme reverence and worship. Then I'm going to give her some of my lines and see how I get on. If you think of any more in the mean time, please post them. These few aren't gonna last me very long...
PHRASE: I know I am but one fan among many and that I must mean very little to you.
TRANS: I genuinely believe you're going to marry me.
PHRASE: I'm sensing that you may now have received my letter and photo.
TRANS: I see you've left the country.
PHRASE: Never forget that I'm always here for you.
TRANS: Like you ever fucking could!
PHRASE: Babe! WOW!!! Thanks babe!! Can't believe you gave me a mention on Twitter today!!!
TRANS: I wonder what "sycophantic little rodent" actually means?
PHRASE: The attention I've paid to you over the past six months has always been based on a genuine appreciation of your talent and has never had anything to do with me thinking I could in some way end up boning the living crap out of you. But I feel now that the time has come for me to transfer my affections to another babe.
TRANS: What's all this about you being married?
PHRASE: It's funny I should read that you're interested in the Chinese Zodiac darling, because I've been working out what I believe your sign is. I've left my verdict on your blog, by the way...
TRANS: Brace yourself babe! I've just written "I think you are a dog." on the front page of your website.
PHRASE: Babe; I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.
TRANS: Yesterday you were on the day show, today you're on nights, and I've just seen your name down on tomorrow's encrypted lineup!!
PHRASE: I hear you're retiring at the end of the month babe...
TRANS: I love you more this month than I will next month, and the month after that it'll be a miracle if I can even remember your name.
PHRASE: What would you like for your birthday darling?
TRANS: Hope she doesn't say "A moment of fucking peace!" like last year.
PHRASE: I have tried and tried to fight it but I suppose I must now face the fact that I am very deeply in love with you.
TRANS: I've got a hard-on.
Right then, I'm off to find a nice babe with her own ready-made online shrine of extreme reverence and worship. Then I'm going to give her some of my lines and see how I get on. If you think of any more in the mean time, please post them. These few aren't gonna last me very long...