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summer960 Wrote:ok im lost now LOL

Sorry, we've hijacked the conversation to make load of fat woman jokes. On the bright side We're building up quite a collection of "Things not to do or say when you've pulled a big woman" we should publish them as a self help guide or something.

the idiots guide to shagging big women.

Dummies Guide to Fat People - available at Amazon

Fat Chance: How to ensure you keep your relationship with Shamu Alive

rover Wrote:the idiots guide to shagging big women.

Quote from Back Cover

If you thinking of buying this book then yes your a idiot, if your thinking of engaging in sexual activity with the obese your even more of idiot than you first thought, It's simple physics really and your doomed.

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Colin Ray Wrote:Apologies to those of you you who like the er 'larger' types, just some light hearted fun!

Nothing wrong with a full figured woman, one hint for anyone yet to experience this pleasure, though...

Once you climb on top, whatever you do, don't say "WHEEE!" I can tell you from personal experience that some bigger women can deliver a mean right hook!

Also,do not plant a flag in her belly button and claim her for England lol !!

Dreamlander

Nor is slapping her belly and surfing the ripples downwards socially acceptable

Or saying 'I can see my house from here! lol!

Dreamlander

Politeness dictates that pretending the team of Sherpas who helped one ascend the summit are not in fact residing in base camp three is the gentlemanly thing to do

What about saying 'Thunderbird 2 ready for take off!' I mean,that's a compliment,Thunderbird 2 was the best ship!

Dreamlander

And there's the danger of burning your cheeks on the lightbulb

Under no circumstances request the use of flour in order to find the wet patch, it is not only potentially offensive but in poor light conditions can result in making love to an armpit.

and when asked if you've taken precautions don't say yes I've tied a plank to my arse

And when you finally abseil down to the business end don't say 'Hello...hello...hello...Is there anybody in there...in there...in there!'

Dreamlander

rover Wrote:the idiots guide to shagging big women.

As long as it has rice paper pages and a pork crackling cover I think you've pulled!

Dreamlander

okay guys im off for a soak in a nice hot bath hehe enjoy the fat chat haha xx

you need your back doing summer lol.