29-09-2010, 18:58
The brand new track can be downloaded via Megaupload using the links below.
I Quit My Babe (WAV version, 39MB)
I Quit My Babe (WMA version, 4.5MB)
Here are the lyrics…
She found my secret phone, she found my DVDs.
She found me in the kitchen with my trousers round my knees.
She caught me celebrating Jemma Jey and Morgan,
and Lolly Badcock, and Dionne, and Kelly Carter, with my organ.
I apologised with a sorrow true and deep,
then I asked Amanda Rendall for a quickie in my sleep…
Chorus…
I quit my babe for Party Girls, Bang Babes, Partyland and Babestation.
I needed her but she just couldn’t see the depth of my situation.
How could I give her my attention when I was in love with a TV station?
I quit my babe for Party Girls, Bang Babes, Partyland and Babestation.
I said I was an addict facing shame and sore derision.
She said I could watch Party People, under supervision.
I asked for space and time and peace and understanding.
She asked for compliments whilst naked on the landing.
I said her sex was in a league all of its own,
but only if she mimed it to me over the telephone…
Chorus.
All things positive, our love began to grow.
Until I spelled out PARTYLAND, with urine, in the snow.
She packed her bags, I was a rabbit in the headlights.
I persuaded her not to leave, then went on Lori Buckby’s website.
I bought her chocolates to diminish my rebuke,
but then I put them in the post, addressed to Donna Duke…
Chorus.
I Quit My Babe (WAV version, 39MB)
I Quit My Babe (WMA version, 4.5MB)
Here are the lyrics…
She found my secret phone, she found my DVDs.
She found me in the kitchen with my trousers round my knees.
She caught me celebrating Jemma Jey and Morgan,
and Lolly Badcock, and Dionne, and Kelly Carter, with my organ.
I apologised with a sorrow true and deep,
then I asked Amanda Rendall for a quickie in my sleep…
Chorus…
I quit my babe for Party Girls, Bang Babes, Partyland and Babestation.
I needed her but she just couldn’t see the depth of my situation.
How could I give her my attention when I was in love with a TV station?
I quit my babe for Party Girls, Bang Babes, Partyland and Babestation.
I said I was an addict facing shame and sore derision.
She said I could watch Party People, under supervision.
I asked for space and time and peace and understanding.
She asked for compliments whilst naked on the landing.
I said her sex was in a league all of its own,
but only if she mimed it to me over the telephone…
Chorus.
All things positive, our love began to grow.
Until I spelled out PARTYLAND, with urine, in the snow.
She packed her bags, I was a rabbit in the headlights.
I persuaded her not to leave, then went on Lori Buckby’s website.
I bought her chocolates to diminish my rebuke,
but then I put them in the post, addressed to Donna Duke…
Chorus.