this thread is for people to post there jokes, so if anybody's got some funny jokes feel free to post them here.
Q: Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
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A: To get to the Birdseye shop!
Haha,
Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other "Any idea how you drive this thing?"
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
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A: Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers
If anyone has the new FHM with Katy Perry on it theres a BRILLIANT joke in it about a fella becoming a son in law,too long to print so i'll try and hunt it out online but its a cracker
Q: How was the tractor magic?
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A: Because it turned into a field!
I was at a Christmas dinner today, so here's my joke from my cracker.
Q. Why did the rooster call before dawn?
A. Because his cluck was too fast
It made me angry, I preferred my answer of "Cos he's a c u n t"
q. what happens when a man walks through an airport door sideways?
a. he's going to bangkok