27-02-2010, 16:42
A warning for you chaps
If (more hopefully WHEN) you tune into my humble channel tonight, and see two identical visions of beauty frolicking on your screens, do not be alarmed. You have not consumed too many trendy blue drinks at the local discotheque, neither are you in the early stages of dementia.
Bob has acquired a heavenly set of twins. They are simply superb, and I do hope you fellows tune in to experience them first hand. I won them in a duel with a a land baron in Mesopotamia - I lost my right hand (again), but I emerged victorious as usual. There is nary a man alive who would out sword old Bob after a 2 day Pyote session.
So me and the twins flew straight to Paradiso Towers, where they are currently preparing for their debut.
They are called, simply and brilliantly Kit and Kat. But let me tell you chapperoos, they are umpteen times more alluring than wafer and chocolate, OR adolescent crime fighting mogs.
They are a law unto themselves.
I remain, as ever, your humble servant,
Bob
If (more hopefully WHEN) you tune into my humble channel tonight, and see two identical visions of beauty frolicking on your screens, do not be alarmed. You have not consumed too many trendy blue drinks at the local discotheque, neither are you in the early stages of dementia.
Bob has acquired a heavenly set of twins. They are simply superb, and I do hope you fellows tune in to experience them first hand. I won them in a duel with a a land baron in Mesopotamia - I lost my right hand (again), but I emerged victorious as usual. There is nary a man alive who would out sword old Bob after a 2 day Pyote session.
So me and the twins flew straight to Paradiso Towers, where they are currently preparing for their debut.
They are called, simply and brilliantly Kit and Kat. But let me tell you chapperoos, they are umpteen times more alluring than wafer and chocolate, OR adolescent crime fighting mogs.
They are a law unto themselves.
I remain, as ever, your humble servant,
Bob