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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(24-02-2010 17:55 )Chilly Wrote: [ -> ]If that's what it takes to shag Sooky, then so be it. Just hope Mr Sooky won't be too rough with me.

he's hung like a donkey! and doesnt even spit in the starfish first

(24-02-2010 21:00 )dbfernandafan Wrote: [ -> ]

(24-02-2010 17:55 )Chilly Wrote: [ -> ]If that's what it takes to shag Sooky, then so be it. Just hope Mr Sooky won't be too rough with me.

he's hung like a donkey! and doesnt even spit in the starfish first

Really? Sounds like you are speaking from experience. Just hope Sooky knows what you and her hubby get up to.

Well I do now

I would go with 'Non Merci' on this one. Not only because i've already banged all the hot women i ever wanted, i got with every single one i went for which was not only amazingly lucky but very rewarding for my soul. I swear there's not a woman alive that i'm aware of, that would put in me in the situation where i would give up my butt's v-card.

Sorry? I didn't catch that...... For how much money?

Oh go on then, I'll give it the thumbs up (as long as he doesn't try to stick his thumbs up as well). If nothing else, it would save you the indignity of an underpaid nurse clumsily disimpacting you on the NHS. Plus, if he's gay ... he could probably style your hair for you at the same time.

So yes, I'll agree to a "sexual supernova" (that's when someone turns your star into a white hole).

Yay for Forum Style

Do you have a particular babe you would be tempted for?

I'm assuming one on the channels though it could be from film or whatever for all I know lol

(25-02-2010 05:54 )SxciiSooky Wrote: [ -> ]Do you have a particular babe you would be tempted for?

Ooh, good question. I'd have to say Mrs Bagley (my former 4th year maths teacher). Not a "babe" as such, but it would fructify all those weird 'twitchy' feelings I had about her back when I was 14 (and get her back for the 'ungraded' exam result I ended up with). As for him, I'd have to go with Simon Cowell (he f*cks the music industry up the ass figuratively, might as well make him do it literally).

Actually, a former female acquaintance of mine begged me to have a threesome with her and a guy so she could watch me ... erm ... give 'oral pleasure' to him. I said yes at the time, because it would have turned her on so much, although the threesome never happened. Still not sure if I would have though. Doesn't matter now, happily married.

Erm..... I'd have to select no. The thought of another man inside me would turn me off thus leading me not to being able to pleasure her thoroughly lol

At the same time? No, it'd completely ruin the experience of fucking such a hot girl.

If, however, someone offered up one of my all time fantasy babes from the channels, like Kelly Bell, Dionne or Holly James for example, for a night of as much sex as I can possibly handle? Well then we'd discuss terms.