(21-06-2010 00:44 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]Haha! Kajooblies is an awesome word! I think you should start a petition to get it in the dictionary!
I think a swift email to the Oxford English Dictionary people is called for then! Imagine, a brand new word named after your tits!
(21-06-2010 00:44 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]
Thank you soooo much for all your caps and comments guys! The boobs conversation above and the pregnancy deliberation particularly amused me!
Aye, it's about time you showed up woman! I dunno, you treat this forum like a bloody hotel...just wandering in every now and then. If you'd waited any longer the next rumour would be that you were abducted by aliens. Mind you, if I was an alien and wanted to mate with a human...
(21-06-2010 00:44 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]
I must go back to wanking over Courtney and Tamara on Sexstation
I was going to watch The Day The Earth Stood Still, but I like your idea better!
(21-06-2010 00:44 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]
now tee hee my kajooblies and I will be back on Monday night
Glad to hear it, you'd look silly without 'em
Love and other indoor sports,
S x x
(21-06-2010 01:10 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ] I'm sorry! I suck!
Good to know!
(21-06-2010 01:10 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]
I've just got home from a burlesque show and fancied some banter and a wank before bed
I'd love to see a show like that...and the Burlesque show sounds good too
Yeah I know, I have the smutty sense of humour of the average 12 year old schoolboy
Although my porn collection is probably better!
Looking forward to seeing you and your kajooblies tonight
x x
x x
(21-06-2010 01:10 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]I've just got home from a burlesque show and fancied some banter and a wank before bed
That is THE hottest thing ever hearing this girl say that!
(21-06-2010 19:09 )Kris Wrote: [ -> ] (21-06-2010 01:10 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]I've just got home from a burlesque show and fancied some banter and a wank before bed
That is THE hottest thing ever hearing this girl say that!
Stick around my son...Ashleigh just gets better and better!
She is looking fantastic tonight :O
Ashleigh is pretty much perfection :|
I could swear I replied to this already last night
(22-06-2010 23:37 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]And Shady Cee ... you're sense of humour is like that of a 12 year old school boy
Haha - I didn't think I was as mature as a 12 year old
(22-06-2010 23:37 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]...but that is why I love you!
Yes, the boyish charm pays off at last! It had to work on someone
(22-06-2010 23:37 )Ashleigh Wrote: [ -> ]I have a pretty odd sense of humour myself ... In fact I heard the funniest story the other day, but so far nobody I've told has laughed ... This tv presenter was doing a show about endangered animals and went to visit some rare breed of newborn squirrels. Everything was going fine until she stepped back on one and killed it! Sick, but knicker wettingly amusing in my opinion
I get it. I mean, I love animals but it's not the dead squirrel I find funny, it's the fact that some nature loving person pretty much did the opposite of what she intended. She'll pretty much be remembered for all time as the squirrel crusher - now that's funny! I'm also the guy who pisses himself laughing when some old lady falls over 'cause thats comedy baby!