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Keegan, Liverpool, '71.
Southall, Everton, '81.
Cantona, Man Utd, '92.
Summers, Club Paradiso, '09.

I think, chaps, only Fergie's liberation of the Frenchman from Leeds back in the year when Bobby Brown and BoyzIIMen roamed the Earth, approaches the gravitas of Old Bob's latest star striker.

Yes gents, April Summers will soon be slotting into my formation and tearing through the trembling defence of your willpower like Wayne Rooney on astro turf after a few Skols.

Words do little to express how much me, the girls, and even the ginger tech men are looking forward to welcoming Ms Summers into the fold at Paradiso Towers. Although the gingers aren't allowed to talk to the girls anymore.

Gemtlemen, Christmas truly has come early.

I will be personally overseeing April's debut at The Club on MONDAY 21ST. She will also be starting for Paradiso FC on BOXING DAY.

And chaps, expect to see much more of her in January too.

I really do spoil you. Old Saint Nick has nothing on Old Saint Bob.

And now, gents, I can sense that I am rambling, so I will leave you.

Yours Humbly,

Bob Paradiso, Esq.

^^^ I wish you well, as I think you'll need it.

Oh Bob Sir, that's a corking acquisition! Thank you. Can't wait. It's been too long without her. Will this be for the day, or night shows?

And so the Chatback reject XI is complete.

(18-12-2009 01:26 )tsurugi Wrote: [ -> ]And so the Chatback reject XI is complete.

almost complete. no sign of heavenly yet ! (thankfully) she can warm the subs bench if she ever arrives

St John's Ambulance on standby, just in case she goes nose first into the cushions again.

April is a supreme example of womanhood. I actually worship her.

(18-12-2009 02:39 )Freebird Wrote: [ -> ]

(18-12-2009 01:26 )tsurugi Wrote: [ -> ]And so the Chatback reject XI is complete.

almost complete. no sign of heavenly yet ! (thankfully) she can warm the subs bench if she ever arrives

Or Jessica (Lisa O'Connor)! Haha!

you cant be serious bob. shes 1 of the lazyest performers to ever grace a nightime show. shes great b4 9pm but after... pfft.
she cant hold a sexy chat, she wont hold a sexy chat. her entire vocabulary is ooooh! haaa..., fuck u you creep! hahahaha, erm no im not gona do that, why should i show my ass.
realy m8 she was the reason chatback was so popular at the start then so unpopular at the finish.

if you are gona hire her get some ground rules in place
1 do what the caller requests, as long as its within the rules.
2 make sure the caller is satisfied
3 no taking the piss out of callers because shes bored.
4 if shes bored she still has to smile instead of pissing and moaning looking at her watch and pulling faces at the cam.
5 at all times she must maintain a professional attitude towards her work and her work m8's

if she cant do or wont do then remind her you pay her wages and the callers pay yours.

thank u bob i think she's a great performer with one of the most sexiest body ever and will be a great addition to your show your be getting some money out of me over the festive period its like a early chrismas present cant wait to monday