Some say that Forum Style is twelve inches...
(Calm down at the back there with the double entendres)
Others say that he is in fact a foot
I prefer to think of him as leg-end.
Sorry, pathetically half witted even by my fairly low standards.
Consistently good posting of caps and comments that make me laugh out loud and that's not easily done!
It's the second cap that cracked me up. If Siobhan's voice changes on the phone and her head starts to swivel round through 360 degrees then call for the exorcist and god help us all!
The camera can be cruel! How such a divinely beautiful woman can manage to look like a creature of the devil is beyond me.
I don't really do dreams when I sleep but if I did then they might well feature Siobhan, baby oil and I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
If Carlsberg did dreams for me then they would feature Ree, Fernanda, Morgan, Siobhan and Bella - hey you may as well have a bloody fantastic dream! Although I fear if it were to come to pass then I would make the guy out of American Pie in the scene with Shannon Elizabeth look like Ron Jeremy in terms of staying power.
Alternatively I might just feel faint and need to lie down which might be the start of more problems if Bella had a nurses uniform on...
Anyway, back to my point, I'm a bit worried I might have a nightmare featuring that scary image of Siobhan. If I do then FS you are definitely a bad cop, a very bad cop, in fact you'd make Dirty Harry look like Dixon of Dock Green.
I was just channel hopping and stumbled across the Omen - ok, not the exorcist but a good horror film. Fortunately it was the re-make rather than the 1970's classic otherwise I'd have had to watch it. Now if FS has a hi-resolution scan that shows 666 on Siobhan's scalp...
Please forgive me my musings ssso Siobhan - could you wear a St Christopher or a small cross next time you grace our screens and we'll know that you're not possessed.
And don't forget the baby oil!
As if Siobhan would forget the baby oil...