03-12-2009, 23:09
Loved the girl, loved the set, what can I say, I'll have to drop into this club more often, especially when Monica around.
Nice Caps Killyourself.
Nice Caps Killyourself.
(03-12-2009 01:36 )MonicaHarris Wrote: [ -> ]You'd be surprised how fast I can get in and out of rubber
(03-12-2009 01:36 )MonicaHarris Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna save the rubber leggings until I get something to wear on the top xx
(05-12-2009 03:05 )fendercat Wrote: [ -> ]So when is Monica (the most beautiful girl in the world) on next?
(08-12-2009 18:10 )AngryPirate Wrote: [ -> ]There were a couple of really nice photos of Monica in Clout magazine (with Sunday Sport) on Sunday 6th Dec.
Shame she wasn't dressed as Wonder Woman though...!
(08-12-2009 03:57 )fendercat Wrote: [ -> ]What eastenders should be like, ie it SHOULD have Monica in it!!!
Scene: Grant and Monica in kitchen. Monica has marks on her neck and Grant is furious
Grant (shouting): what the friar tuck are those marks on yer gregory peck? You've been avving an affair??? Again!!!
Monica: hadaway Grant pet, ah divvint knaa how ah got those, ah sweah mon.
Grant: I'll KILL him....except I haven't a clue who he is...it could be almost anybody ......so I'll Kill you instead!!!
Monica: Ye cannat pet like...ah sweah ah divvint knaa how those marks ah on ma neck...ah neva had an affurrrrr.....please dinna....
Grant advances on Monica and picks up a kitchen knife and stabs her through the heart.
Monica screams and dies.
Scene: 5 days later. Grant is asleep.
Grant is awakened by tapping on his window
He awakens to see Monica floating outside and scraping on the pane with her long fingernails.
Monica has very big white teeth...even bigger and whiter than in life...
Vampire Monica (whispering): Lerrus in Grant...lerrus in....ah've got booze n'that
Grant (dazed): Monica! but...but you're...you're braaan bread! Ye carrnt be floatin' just outside me windaaa, this is a 3rd storey flat!
Vampire Monica; Neva mind that pet mon, jes open the winder and invirrus in mon....pet....lerrus in....
Vampire Monica fixes her eyes onto Grant's who is instantly mesmerised (as all men are when they look into Monica's eyes ) and Grant automatically raises his hand to open the window...
And then..........
episode ends
not be be continued
hehehe
(Hope Monica doesn't mind me killing her and turning her into a vampire hehehe )
The most beautiful vampire in the otherworld