02-10-2009, 10:25
Hello Chaps, and by chaps may I take this opportunity to make it perfectly clear that I mean 'chaps' in a gender non-specific, new-age, political-correctness-gone-mad sort of a way which means women chaps as well as man chaps. Got that? So glad...
Right, then, today...today.. where's that erm... thingy.......ah hah!
This afternoon we bring you a full blown debutant - the sensational Sammie Pennington. Toot toot!
As for this evening's delectation, may I humbly present the best thing to come out of Birmingham since my 1968 Mini Cooper - Ree Petra. And she's up to bat in a sumptuous opening partnership with the delightful Juliet.
Sit back and enjoy you lucky blighters!
Your old chum,
Bob Paradiso esq.
Right, then, today...today.. where's that erm... thingy.......ah hah!
This afternoon we bring you a full blown debutant - the sensational Sammie Pennington. Toot toot!
As for this evening's delectation, may I humbly present the best thing to come out of Birmingham since my 1968 Mini Cooper - Ree Petra. And she's up to bat in a sumptuous opening partnership with the delightful Juliet.
Sit back and enjoy you lucky blighters!
Your old chum,
Bob Paradiso esq.