12-09-2009, 17:24
13-09-2009, 01:02
18-09-2009, 05:10
One (probably made up) word... Mansack! I don't want to see some bloke's scrotum wibbling and wobbling all over the place for ten minutes. Another bugbear of mine is the increasing tendency for porn to be filmed like a gynaecologist's training film. Yes, pussies are a wonderful thing, providing great pleasure when treat properly, but... They aren't exactly pretty, are they? I've seen some porn where the director could quite easily have replaced the actress with a latex replica pussy and the viewer would be none the wiser, because the camera remains fixed on it at all times. I've also never personally enjoyed moneyshots. I don't watch porn to see streams of man-porridge flying around like silly string.
I agree with endofmytether (Welcome, by the way.
) above as well, I'm put off by anything where the woman doesn't look like she's having a good time, or is doing something she seems uncomfortable with.
I agree with endofmytether (Welcome, by the way.
) above as well, I'm put off by anything where the woman doesn't look like she's having a good time, or is doing something she seems uncomfortable with.18-09-2009, 11:00
1. 'Glamour' types who are too pre-occupied with how they look and keep talking/staring at the camera rather than just getting on with it. I'd much rather someone who was only half decent to look at but got on with the job in hand (so to speak oo-er) than being too concerned with how they look/sound.
2. Agree with the condoms issue
3. The whole 'Gonzo' thing resulting in way too many people thinking they can make 'porn' when all they can manage is a slightly dirtier version of a 70's style brit 'skin flick'....a "Confessions of a Wannabe Porn Star" if you will
4. People who think that a strapon is something you can just put on and use without learning the techniques etc on how to use it
5. 'Lesbian' porn, where the girls quite obviously aren't into girls. If you're gonna eat a girls pussy then get on in there and feast on it. Tentative tongue touches do not count as 'eating pussy'
6. The idea that a couple of loosely fitting straps etc and some light spanking is somehow 'domination'. Domination is a very particular style, which you are either gonna do or not do - there isn't really a 'light; alternative. It either is or isn't. Similarly, a dominatrix isn't just somebody who shouts etc - a dominatrix should always be cool, calm and in control....just very forceful and commanding. Shouting is just some ranting harpy
2. Agree with the condoms issue
3. The whole 'Gonzo' thing resulting in way too many people thinking they can make 'porn' when all they can manage is a slightly dirtier version of a 70's style brit 'skin flick'....a "Confessions of a Wannabe Porn Star" if you will
4. People who think that a strapon is something you can just put on and use without learning the techniques etc on how to use it
5. 'Lesbian' porn, where the girls quite obviously aren't into girls. If you're gonna eat a girls pussy then get on in there and feast on it. Tentative tongue touches do not count as 'eating pussy'
6. The idea that a couple of loosely fitting straps etc and some light spanking is somehow 'domination'. Domination is a very particular style, which you are either gonna do or not do - there isn't really a 'light; alternative. It either is or isn't. Similarly, a dominatrix isn't just somebody who shouts etc - a dominatrix should always be cool, calm and in control....just very forceful and commanding. Shouting is just some ranting harpy
04-10-2009, 02:08
04-10-2009, 02:28
Agreed with most things here, I don't like all this smacking about the face shit that is all to prevalent these days either.
I also (might be alone here) don't like SEEING anal, especially gaping rectums (shudder).
It's quite hard to find "straight" (and lesbian) porn without a bit of bum action these days...
Really get turned off by gagging and this new fad with puking...
There is no way girls can like that, come on...
I also (might be alone here) don't like SEEING anal, especially gaping rectums (shudder).
It's quite hard to find "straight" (and lesbian) porn without a bit of bum action these days...
Really get turned off by gagging and this new fad with puking...
There is no way girls can like that, come on...04-10-2009, 04:06
This Guy. He looks like a cross between the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and "T Bag" from "Prision Break". I got to less than 2 minutes in this video before having to stop watching. He totally ruins the scene. If you ever watch "Fuck Dolls 11" then skip scene 2!
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04-10-2009, 07:37
I woulds't say no after six pints, but not in porn... untidy Garden !
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Noooo !
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Noooo !
04-10-2009, 15:41
(04-10-2009 04:06 )vostok 1 Wrote: [ -> ]This Guy. He looks like a cross between the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and "T Bag" from "Prision Break". I got to less than 2 minutes in this video before having to stop watching. He totally ruins the scene. If you ever watch "Fuck Dolls 11" then skip scene 2!
Your so right he looks weird
04-10-2009, 16:55