The BS1 Cucumber : Chat & Discussion

Rumor has it that the cucumber has jumped ship and signed for sin TV. It will be on permanent stand by to cover shows when Lacey doesn't show up.

(10-03-2015 00:00 )Tractor boy Wrote:  Rumor has it that the cucumber has jumped ship and signed for sin TV. It will be on permanent stand by to cover shows when Lacey doesn't show up.

I heard it was going to S66 to do extended Dayshows as the producers there liked its range of movement

golden girls were going to do a cucumber show, but in fitting with the rest of their roster it was a bit old, soft and mouldy

I have heard a rumour that the cucumber has a wishlist and that it is heavily into financial domination.

Regular supplies of lettuce, tomato and celery requested.
I also understand it is a mayonnaise fetishist.

The cucumber has tweeted a photo of it's new tattoo :

Oh typical fashion victim ....that's it, I could just about cope with the artificial inflation of size, but now with this final straw the cucumber's dead to me now. Why do they do this to themselves ?

I called it up and said I had a sandwich fetish

It hung up on me

If they get the oil out do you think it will be olive or vinaigrette?

I think the cumber is getting a little ahead of itself - it will be wanting it's own dressing(room) next

Sadly The Cucumber is now pregnant... the Courgette did the dirty deed :-(