What superpowers would you like to have?

Invisibility and the ability to stop time, simply because of the perving opportunities

I would like the strength of a thousand 'Oxen' mixed with the Ariel grace of the 'Yorkshire Barn Owl' with just a hint of the venomous bite of the 'Congolese Laughing Cobra' and the armor plated shell of the 'West Lothian Lobster'
Now that would make me some mad arsed super hero.

I'm posting this on behalf of Howard Wolowitz (Obviously...Not really)

I would like to have the ability to see all bacteria so I never come into contact with it.

Invisibility obviously!!! Xxx

(01-01-2013 01:07 )snookered147 Wrote:  I would like to have the ability to see all bacteria so I never come into contact with it.

If you have no contact with bacteria at all, your immune system will be worse off, not better

To have the shag skills of Ron Jeremy plus his cock size as well to be fair and the looks of Brad Pitt or someone else that we all know girls go weak at the knees at. Life would be great!!

I saw a very convincing argument for the best superpower being the ability to control perception.

With this, you can make people think you are invisible though you are not.
You can make women think you are the hottest thing on two legs, and the best lover in the world, even if you are not.
You can make people believe you are flying, and you yourself can experience the feeling of flying although you remain on the ground.
You can make enemies fear you so much they pee their pants and flee as soon as they see you.
And if someone is ill, you can take away their pain so they can live a more comfortable and productive life, or maybe die more peacefully, and perhaps in some cases, you can make them believe they can be cured, which may actually help cure them by placebo effect.

I think I'd like to have the power to delete posts and merge threads.

[there is a slim chance I've confused superpowers with moderating duties, but it's much the same sort of thing ... apparently]