Complete the sentence...

(18-05-2014 18:42 )babelover48 Wrote:  suitcase of Simon Cowell's trousers.

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:- It has been reported that St66 have decided to slash....

....prices to reflect the cost of Jamie's home improvements.

Meanwhile Nigel Farage has put the stunning victory of UKIP in Europe, citing he'd asked his members to watch...

...him get rich quickly.

Sammi Tye was spotted in Aldi's the other day, in a fluster she was heard to say.....

(28-08-2014 17:06 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  Sammi Tye was spotted in Aldi's the other day, in a fluster she was heard to say.....

'The fetus slid out on aisle two.'

Steve Davis visited Auschwitz and . . .

Quote:Steve Davis visited Auschwitz and . . .

. . . stared pensively and inhaled deeply, making sure the cameras picked up that he disapproved of bloody Nazis.

Roy Orbison walked to the edge of the diving board and . . .

...started "crying"


Donald Trump says if he wins the election he will.....

......Send his wig back to the wildlife preserve for endangered animals.

George Osborne wore a nappy on his head because.....

....that's the end the shit comes out of


Caty Cole spent some time looking into her family tree and found out....