Complete the sentence...

(16-07-2012 17:05 )flumpertron Wrote:  Lolly Badcock went to the swimming pool and...

Now it's funny you should ask that, as an hour ago Lolly posted this on twitter!!

If someone had posted that Lolly Badcock went to the swimming pool and... saw an old lady pleasuring herself in the Jacuzzi. We would have dismissed it as total nonsense! Truth IS stranger than fiction.

(17-07-2012 20:11 )LODOS Wrote:  Ella jolie lost her keys......

in my house ....again

Brookie Little surprised everyone when.....

(18-07-2012 01:12 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  Brookie Little surprised everyone when.....

... she farted the Marseillaise.

Victorias thong was...

(18-07-2012 02:04 )eccles Wrote:  Victorias thong was...

returned for a refund at Marks and Spencers. Did'nt fit me.

"Oh my god!" said Bonnie Lee I've just...

(18-07-2012 11:53 )flumpertron Wrote:  

(18-07-2012 02:04 )eccles Wrote:  Victorias thong was...

"Oh my god!" said Bonnie Lee I've just...

had an email telling me I've won £10,000,000 in the Nigerian national lottery!!

Thank you very much for my nomination in
Best Cap or Cap Set Of The Year 2013
for Dannii Harwood Posts 781 & 782

Kerry Katona was amazed that...

(21-07-2012 22:54 )flumpertron Wrote:  Kerry Katona was amazed that...

...snorting coke is bad for your health

wayne rooney found.....

(21-07-2012 23:08 )LODOS Wrote:  wayne rooney found.....

a talking donkey in the Forrest that sounds just like eddie murphy!

alex Ferguson's nose......

(21-07-2012 23:12 )terence Wrote:  alex Ferguson's nose......

is used by Santa on foggy Christmas eve's when Rudolph has had too much Sherry

Piers Morgan is a complete....