Americanisms

the one that annoys me the most is"DO THE MATH" its do the maths u dumb inbreds

I hate hearing the arse refered to as either "butt" or "ass." Nothing makes me cringe more then an Englishman saying "ass" or "butt" or even worse "buttlick"

I hate when I hear something like ''It's cold out''...even worse, as Money_Shot has said, if said by someone British.

Speak properly, it's: ''It's cold outSIDE'' you retards!

(had to double check all my spelling for this post to make sure I wasn't a victim of irony!)

(23-02-2012 23:06 )Money_Shot Wrote:  I hate hearing the arse refered to as either "butt" or "ass." Nothing makes me cringe more then an Englishman saying "ass" or "butt" or even worse "buttlick"

Ass I don't mind too much, it's worse when they call it a Fanny, although it does lead to some funny moments when used in tv shows.
''Stop pinching my fanny'', ''all you do is sit on your fanny all day'', ''move your fanny mister''

Can't stand:-

Left of field
Is all
Park it
Take one for the team

Etc etc

Someone said to me the other day at work, are you pissed, I went does it look like I've been drinking or something, I'm as sober as a judge, no he said you looked pissed, I said I still don't understand the question, he then went on and said pissed off, I went right I understand you now but why the fuck are you talking like an Amercan when we're in Scotland. I mean fuck me can nobody speak the language anymore with the correct meanings unlike these fucktards Amercians who even refer to football as soccer, yet they still try to take all the glory for winning World War 2 for us, we were doing away just fine until you decided to join us when we were winning it anyway, I mean Winston Churchill was smoking a cigar FFS so he knew we had it in the bag, typical Americans, the bastards had to come in and steal our thunder yet again

Has anyone noticed that in all the American TV crime shows, that when entering a dark room, they always hold their torches like you would hold a dagger, instead of the normal way you would hold a torch. This method also seems to be catching on in British shows as well.

I'm not sure if someone has mentioned this, but I find it really annoying when they call spots on people's faces zits

everybody in this thread just needs to CHILLAX