Jokes

Two slices of bread got married.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour. It means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work!

Here’s a funny joke story for you:

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a kingdom known for its love for humor. The king, a jolly man, loved to laugh and had a unique tradition. Every year, he would invite jesters from all over the kingdom to tell him a joke. The jester who told the funniest joke would be awarded a bag of gold.

One year, a simple farmer named Bob decided to participate. He was known in his village for his wit and humor. On the day of the competition, Bob stood before the king and began his joke:

“Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?” Bob asked.

The king, intrigued, shook his head. “I don’t know, why don’t we tell secrets on a farm?”

“Because,” Bob paused for dramatic effect, “the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.”

The entire court erupted into laughter. The king, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face, declared Bob the winner. From that day forward, Bob was known throughout the kingdom as the funniest farmer, and he lived happily (and laughingly) ever after. The end.