Football Banter

Sevilla 2- United 1

Typically the English media were oohing and aahing over the fact that there were so many English teams in the last 16 of the Champions league and how they all had a good chance to go through and that probably 4/5 probably would

Now baring a hell of a performance from Chelsea it will be 2/5

They (the press) have long advocated that the PL is the best in the world but United beat themselves. I would not be surprised if the PL will look at the performances in the CL and work out why we had so many through in the Group stages but in the knockout stages so many came up short against teams they should have beaten.

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME!!

WHAT IS JOSE THINKING?

Jamie Carragher suspended for the rest of the season

Christ he would have got less being a player than a pundit so are sky sports news going to do anything about Kirtsy Gallacher she actually committed a crime and got a criminal conviction

Despite the fact that they had the better of the ball for most of the game Chelsea were blown away by hurricane Messi, 2 goals and an assist, two nutmegs on one of the best goalies in the world

I don't know what was better, the assist for Dembele which saw him nock the ball beat two Chelsea players and a great pass or his 2nd and Barca's 3rd that saw him fire up the after burners and take out 3 Chelsea defenders with just two steps, see for yourself:

Southampton sack one failing manager and bring in another. Previously sacked Mark Hughes has been named as their new manager.

Gareth Southgate's picking his squad against Holland at 2pm.
Nick Pope & James Tarkowski are possible inclussions

christ scraping bottom of the barrel if we have to have dingles in the team