Let me start off by saying: let me begin by saying, as a way of getting the ball rolling, if you like - good shows of course are the only ones that can effectively be capped, and so, it stands to reason, if you've followed me this far, that any and all cappers, are producing caps of what they believe to be good shows, hence the reason certain babes usually get overlooked by me, or by anyone who's incapable of capping something that isn't quality, as a matter of policy. Sometimes, when these babes especially have been the subject of an overlooking, I myself personally may've passed up the chance to create over 1,000,000 caps of them, which I then haven't uploaded.
Let me, before anyone protests, go on record as stating for the record that just for the record I think we can all agree that I personally can probably judge what crap is at least a little bit, if not a whole lot, better than any other cappers can, hence why the reason why henceforth up until the present moment it's been proven that I'm incapable of creating and posting caps of anything other than good shows.
As someone who, we can all agree on, has been watching these shows longer than anyone who hasn't been watching the shows as long as I have, let me just state that I think it's important that we establish at this point in time that the shows have been awful lately. That's my opinion. But it's much, much, more than that. It's also a genuinely held subjective view - also known as the truth. So that's something we can all agree on, safe in the knowledge that I've decided that what I've said is in fact right, and has been all along.
Now that that's been established, onto the thorny issue of honesty. I think it can honestly be stated without risk of any gainsaying being gainsaid that I embody truth. So you can all be assured, that whenever I pass judgement on a performance and call it crap, you can take it as read that that is what it was, honestly-speaking, and can call it crap, too, even if you didn't see it, safe in the knowledge that I have, and did, and have passed judgement. And, let it be said here and now, that if anyone has taken offence at these sorts of judgements, then that's well out of order, since it's literally impossible for anyone to be offended by my honest views. Watching something and deciding in your head it's shit and then deciding to actually call it shit, rather than something less shit-like, is just being constructive and can't be offensive at all (TV-porn-watcher-forum-fairness-arbiter scientists proved it in tests).
One thing at least you can be sure of is that I'm not a fanboy, and will never back down from stating the honest truth about these shows' performances, even if some babes mistakenly believe that they've been offended by what I've said about them. Above all, if they come into the forum to challenge me on what I've pronounced judgement on, I absolutely refuse to back down and execute some sort of grovelling, 180 degree U-Turn extrication manoeuvre.
Thank you for coming to the conclusion that you agree with me.