Forthcoming General Election

Now its over we have a "hung Parliament" Do they hang them all at the same time Shame Opic has lost his seat, still he has his Cheeky girl to keep him happy

(07-05-2010 10:25 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Shame Opic has lost his seat, still he has his Cheeky girl to keep him happy

They split up in July 2008.

Sorry elgar1uk didnt know! Here,s me thinking he was cross eyed humping cheeky girls.

(07-05-2010 10:25 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Now its over we have a "hung Parliament" Do they hang them all at the same time

pay per view - national debt cleared by lunchtime tomorrow.

I can't help thinking there'll be a porn film out soon called "Hung Parliament". Lolly Badcock as Margaret Snatcher.

(07-05-2010 12:52 )rickhardo Wrote:  I can't help thinking there'll be a porn film out soon called "Hung Parliament".

Jesus, the joke possibilities are endless with that. Though, personally speaking, I'm not looking forward to the scene between Gordon Brown-hole and Anne Would-I-cum.

And I definitely don't want to see a black rod pounding on the Queen's well-worn entrance.

It's looking like another election will be called, either late this year or early next year.

Well that,s cheered everyone up, another election Say,s politicians are getting into bed with each other to form a government!! Is someone filming it? Going to have to have a lay down with all this excitment

(07-05-2010 13:15 )Forum Style Wrote:  

(07-05-2010 12:52 )rickhardo Wrote:  I can't help thinking there'll be a porn film out soon called "Hung Parliament".

Jesus, the joke possibilities are endless with that. Though, personally speaking, I'm not looking forward to the scene between Gordon Brown-hole and Anne Would-I-cum.

And I definitely don't want to see a black rod pounding on the Queen's well-worn entrance.

Didn't anne widdecombe claim to be a virgin a few years ago so it would have to be girl/girl only for her. To twist the old phrase we could get a man on the moon but not on anne widdecombe.

Maybe the queen would be up for it though - there's an ever expanding granny porn market out there and since she's shagged the duke of edinburgh she's obviously not choosy and given the amount of black rods she's had waved at her on overseas travels it wouldn't be the first black one she's seen. This could be her next career move, shift over for the mad, balding, hippy and branch out into porn - it's got to be better than sitting through shit royal variety shows every year. Alternatively she could be the hangman in the previous scenario. Mix the national lottery in on a saturday night and it's surefire winner.

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