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DANICA TOLD ME TO STICK C3P0 UP MY BUM!

Star Wars fan reveals kinky phone sex chat with Big Bruv babe


OUTRAGEOUS CelebBigBr other babe Danica Thrall ordered a randy fan to stick a StarWars figure up his BUM!

Geek Robert Berry phoned the blonde when she appeared on late-night sex chat channel Elite TV.

And when he got through to her, he confessed his bizarre fantasy of having sex with camp robot C3PO.

Gorgeous Danica, from Derby, wasn’t phased and asked if he had any Star Wars action figures.

When the Computer Science student told her about his seven-inch C3PO, she told him to stick it up his RING!

Robert, 22, who made the call back in 2010, recalled: “I’d never heard a girl talk so dirty and I use sex chatlines a lot!

Bonked

“Danica was so rude. I can still knock one out thinking about it now!

“She was easy to talk to. I’d never told anyone my C3PO fantasy, I thought it would make me gay, but it’s a robot so it doesn’t.

“Danica made me feel completely normal. She said if I want to get bonked by a robot then I should just bloody do it.”

Robert has been glued to Celeb Big Brother where the 24-year-old babe upset the other housemates before her eviction on Friday.

He said: “She was prim and proper in the house but on the phone to me she was anything but. She was moaning and groaning and talking really dirty, telling me to ‘w**k my cock’ and imagine I was doing it over her.

“Then she asked me to surprise her with one of my fantasies. I told her about my C3PO love and how I’d like him to do me while she pretended to be Princess Leah.

“When I told her about my seven-inch C3PO she suggested I got the figure and w**ked with it.

“Then she said, ‘I want you to f*** yourself with it.’ I just wanted to make her happy. I got some Vaseline and put it on it and stuck it up my bum. It did hurt a bit at first but after a while it felt quite nice.

“When I came it was amazing – like a volcano!”

Robert was left heartbroken when the 34C babe gave up her job at Elite TV.

He said: “She’ll always be my favourite model and I’ll remember her for the rest of my life!”

Speaking about her time as a phone sex worker, Danica said: “When you need money instantly you do things you probably shouldn’t . I can’t regret it because I didn’t have a choice!”

(05-09-2012 11:09 )HannahsPet Wrote:  “Danica was so rude. I can still knock one out thinking about it now!

“Danica made me feel completely normal. She said if I want to get bonked by a robot then I should just bloody do it.”

She must have choked on her corn flakes this morning reading that!!

(05-09-2012 10:51 )HannahsPet Wrote:  could have been worse could have said stick your light saber where it doesnt shine

No problem, I live in Scotland

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Tragic, really...

Why this guy let them use his name is beyond me - wanted his 15 minutes, I guess.

Danica shouldn't welcome this type of publicity - now she's a "phone sex worker"...

(05-09-2012 11:27 )MeTarzan Wrote:  Danica shouldn't welcome this type of publicity - now she's a "phone sex worker"...

Which she was

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Hahahahah what a legend


The sport must of spent their budget on that story and had no money left for an upto date pic

The company I contract for has a client that specialises in helping people "whistle blow" and sell their story to the press.

They would have picked this one up for peanuts - a few hundred quid at most - they don't need to offer guys like this much to sell their story (perhaps sadly)...

(05-09-2012 11:47 )gazfc Wrote:  Hahahahah what a legend

The sport must of spent their budget on that story and had no money left for an upto date pic

nah they use old pics all the time too cheap to buy up to date ones

Channel 5 bloke: What do you think would have been the highlight of the show if you hadn't had your love triangle?

D La Fab: Nothing






Brinny thanks again …the fun goes on and thank goodness for that

Seriously, someone paid that lad money for telling about the time he phoned a sex line.

(05-09-2012 11:47 )gazfc Wrote:  Hahahahah what a legend


The sport must of spent their budget on that story and had no money left for an upto date pic

the sport never use up to date pics