Complete the sentence...

(22-12-2012 18:17 )handsomeSOB Wrote:  nobody owned a nude parachute (see what i did there?)

gangnam style reached a billion views on youtube (apparently) but...

In reality,the reason it received so many hits,was due to dozey Bloods & Crips hoping to see Gang Land style.

During there annual Laurel & Hardy pilgrimage in Las Vegas,Busty Veyron & Sasha accidentally....

...ate a small penguin who happened to be sunbathing nearby. This was not a normal penguin, but one who enjoyed warm weather. The strange appearance of this animal prompted the two women to devour it, leaving no remains for the coroner, and leaving the two women confused as to why they ate it in the first place

The babe channel studios decided to throw a giant party together, with all of the women, inside a giant mansion...

(06-01-2013 02:06 )mrmann Wrote:  ...ate a small penguin who happened to be sunbathing nearby. This was not a normal penguin, but one who enjoyed warm weather. The strange appearance of this animal prompted the two women to devour it, leaving no remains for the coroner, and leaving the two women confused as to why they ate it in the first place

The babe channel studios decided to throw a giant party together, with all of the women, inside a giant mansion...

Where all hell broke loose,due to the fact it was OFCOM sponsored and no nudity was allowed

After finding themselves up before a local judge for crimes of drunken debauchery,the ladies of sexstation vigorously....

(06-01-2013 02:31 )The Truth Wrote:  Where all hell broke loose,due to the fact it was OFCOM sponsored and no nudity was allowed

After finding themselves up before a local judge for crimes of drunken debauchery,the ladies of sexstation vigorously....

wanked off random members of the public, making matters worse for themselves

The Queen was unable to attend a meeting earlier today because....

(06-01-2013 03:31 )handsomeSOB Wrote:  wanked off random members of the public, making matters worse for themselves

The Queen was unable to attend a meeting earlier today because....

She was suffering an anal bleed due to old Phil smashing in her back doors.

During her latest attempt at the worlds most sunkist babeshow model,Abbee K was found to be....

(06-01-2013 03:40 )The Truth Wrote:  She was suffering an anal bleed due to old Phil smashing in her back doors.

During her latest attempt at the worlds most sunkist babeshow model,Abbee K was found to be....

allergic to potassium and peanuts, so said, "oh well, can't have peanuts..." i don't think she was in a talkative mood

for the first time in it's history, the winner of the grand national horse race was won by...

Quote:allergic to potassium and peanuts, so said, "oh well, can't have peanuts..." i don't think she was in a talkative mood

for the first time in it's history, the winner of the grand national horse race was won by...

Zarwood (rlc's pantomime horse),
Owned by Phil Barry,
Trained by Cathy Barry
and ridden by Somejammee B'Stard.

Katie K 's New Years resolution is ......

to lower her cholesterol, which she kept in a small tub on the top shelf of the fridge, now it on the bottom shelf

I can't believe when I met the Queen all she said was...

Oh dear I do profusely apologise for my corgies licking your wife's minge ....they don't normally do that !!!!!

Normally when CW Pussylover goes on holiday....