Jokes

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(Perhaps too soon?)

Only a matter of time before they come out, thought i'd get in quick

How can you tell when you've walked into a gay Church Service?

Only half the congregation are kneeling!!

Some tasteless ones for ya's

Q. What’s a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?
A. Black coat, white collar and you’ve got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one!

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
"Oi whats your disability?"
I said "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."

I had a wet dream about Cherie Blair last night...
I dreamt she got hit by a bus and pissed myself!

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I see these possibly being deleted. They were funny, but I'm not sure everyone will see it that way.