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Wear a prosthetic areola about four inches up from my real one just to see how many slip caps got posted.

(and no, I do not actually want to be a babe...)

Realise I'll never be as hot as Caitlin Wynters and quit.

Speak really slowly in a fake Italian accent on the microphone, but then talk in broad Belfast on the phones, hi.

if i were a day girl, i would......

sounds like the start of a song in a modern day 'fiddler on the roof'!
tevye sends his daughters out to work on babestation daytime!

Not even consider nightshows because they are rapidly looking more like dayshows with every passing minute .

...Never make my shift. I'd be too busy 'enjoying' my body to get out the house!

Have to shave my beard

Not appear after 10 pm without going topless when asked

be free in the evenings for escorting or a bit of rinsing.

..probably have an even lower opinion of the human race than I already do.